Dad jokes for kids can be silly and cheer up the mood and stir up laughter. These tongue-in-cheek puns can light up any moment, outdoors and at home. These one-liner or question-and-answer jokes are simple and easy for kids to remember and share with their peers. Read on if you are looking for some rib-tickling dad-related jokes for kids to make them laugh.
50 Funny Dad Jokes For Children
- Dad, did you get a hair cut? No, I got them all cut.
- Skeletons are so calm, because? Nothing goes under their skin.
- What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!
- What’s your computer’s favorite snack? Microchips
- 6 was damn afraid of 7. Why? Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something smells between us, ew!
- After a cheese factory blasted, what all was left? Da brie everywhere!
- Why do vampires always look sick? Because they are always coffin.
- Today, my son asked me, “can you give me a book Mark?” I gaped, he is 12 and still doesn’t know that my name is Paul.
- What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
- If Silver Surfer and Iron Man team-up, what will be the name of their team? Alloys
- Why can’t a leopard hide anywhere? Because he’s always spotted.
- A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is called? Thesaurus
- What kind of music do mummies like to listen? The wrap music.
- Why do crabs never share their things? They are shellfish.
- What’s the name of the city in Nevada where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
- T-rex can’t clap its hands, why is so? Because it’s extinct.
- Why does everyone enjoy being around the volcano? Because it’s so lava-ble!
- What do cows love to read? Cattlelogs
- What did the photon reply when offered help to carry her bag? No worries, I am traveling light!
- How do celebrities manage to stay cool? They have many fans.
- I do not trust stairs, because? They are always up to something.
- Why should you beware of health tips, like light eating? Because that’s how you become a black hole.
- A belt with a watch is known as? A waist of time!
- How can you cut the sea into halves? With a see-saw.
- If the mushroom was such a fun-gi, why didn’t he party at his house? Because there wasn’t mush-room!
- Which US state is famous for its mini sodas? Minnesota.
- If you see a robbery at the Apple store, you instantly become? An iwitness!
- What is worst than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a half worm.
- If you ever get cold, stand at the corners, why? Because they usually stand at 90 degrees.
- Why can’t an atom be trusted? Because it makes up everything!
- Will February March this year? No, but April May.
- Why did the tomato close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why does St. Cyril work at Krispy Kreme? Because he is a deep friar.
- What’s a black and white thing that comes and goes around? A penguin in a revolving door.
- Why was Cinderella not selected for the basketball team? Because she ran-off from the ball.
- I dreamt of drowning in a sea with orange water, then I realized? It is Fanta-Sea.
- What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers
- What do scholars eat when they are hungry? Academia nuts.
- Why was broom late for school? Because it overswept!
- Why does England have the highest number of liver banks? Because it has Liverpool.
- Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find anything on the web.
- Where do vampires like to shop from? Forever 21
- Did you ever try eating a clock? Nah…It’s time-consuming!
- Name the Egyptian mummy covered in chocolates and nuts. Pharaoh Roche
- Where do you get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
- What did the beaver say to the tree? It was nice gnawing you!
- A slice of apple pie is £2 in Jamaica and £3 in the Bahamas, why? Because they are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
- What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling-bee.
